Thursday, January 8, 2009

Wanna Be a Balla? 20 inch blades on your Impala?

CONTRADICTION ALERT! CONTRADICTION ALERT! 

Okay i know in an earlier post i said i was a Metalhead but i lied! Sorry! no I'm not really but by now in your life you should be used to people lying.... 

So you wanna be a balla but you have no idea what songs you should listen to that fit the "stereotype"? Well with: 
Marley Cardona Presents: How to be a Balla (A.K.A. Gangsta)! 
You can never go wrong! Just get on your computer and go 
(Legally...or not whatever suits you best) 
and get these songs to put on your ipod!

1. Wanna Be a Balla: Lil Troy (Could you really be a balla without this song? Honestly! Look at the title!)
2. Big Things Poppin': T.I. (Once you hear the song, the title speaks for itself)
3. One Shot 2 Shot: Eminem (Great song about clubs being shot up)
4. Horny Lil' Devil: Ice Cube (A song about white men and their fascination with black women.... What else could you possibly ask for?)
5. I Got My Locs On: Ice Cube (If your not sure what Locs are by the end... you dont even deserve to have a life!)
6. Got Money: Lil' Wayne (Once again... Title speaks for itself)
7. Lollipop (Remix): Lil' Wayne Ft. Kanye West (MUCH better then the original song!)
8. Karaoke: T-Pain (Wonderful insight into the world of how many famous "wanna-be's" take another thing a rapper did (or in this case a r&b artist) and get rich off of it)
9. Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body): Three 6 Mafia (Great beat and the lyrics don't get better than this... Can you tell what famous movie they took the background noise from?)
10. Shake: Ying Yang Twins (One of the more nastier songs, but hey who doesn't like to get freaky once in a while?)

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