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Villainous 2some!

I wish, oh how I wish I was in a movie! I want to be a villain sooooooo bad! My ideal type of Villain, (HANDS-DOWN) is one that you just cant help but feel sorry for... 

Like (For me any way) Henry from (The book, Not the Movie) IT, 

I mean, He had a horrible childhood, abusive father, not the brightest crayon in the box. but even though, hes a racist, homophobic, psychopath, you still can't help but pity him just a little bit.... 

Everyone needs just a little love! 

But to get to my point.... Me and Mel (Who is probably the most amazing girl I've ever met) are going to team up and create our own villainous team... Were Called.... 

GEMINI!! 

AND........

WE......

ARE..........

UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!! 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA

Inauguration Day

The End of an Error is over and the Beginning of an Era has begun! Yesterday was President (Wow it feels good to get rid of the -Elect!) Obama's first (Full) day as President! And may i say.... They certainly have been eventful! First because people are amazingly paranoid, and for good measure, President Obama took the oath of office.... Twice! Once at the Inauguration... and one Today! 

Chief-Justice Roberts muffed the words for the Oath of Office and people were freaking out about it! sayin Oh blah de bla bla he really isnt president cause the Justice didnt say it right! 

OH GROW UP! 

Thats like a toddler complaining to his mom because his sister's cupcake has more frosting on it! Not a big deal! its no like the Chief-Justice said: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear, that i will completely ignore the rules set in the constitution for me, so help me God... Now if that happened... Then I'd be freakin out a lil bit... 

But what he actually said was:I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear, to execute the office of the President of the united states faithfully... Faithfully is supposed to go in between To-and-Execute.... but i'm not paranoid about a lot of things and it means the same thing..... TAKE A CHILL PILL EH!?!

Rainy day? Read one of these!

Okay to some of the people that read my blog... I do read! Books are amazing! So i decided that I would write a List of my favorite Books/Writers.... Call it Marley's List, Schiendlers List parody.... Thats not appropriate....

5.Angels & Demons- Dan Brown: Amazingly well written mystery/adventure story. Precursor to The Da Vinvi Code

4. The Da Vinci Code-Dan Brown: Not quite a continuation of Angels & Demons but it essentialy deals with the same thing as Angels & Demons.

3. Any of the Harry Potter books-J.K. Rowling: I LOVE any books (usually) that involve: Magic, Teen Angst, (cough) any thing that will annoy the Christian Church (lol)

2. The Shining-Steven King: What else could you ask for? Odd occurences involving "ghosts", and the "supernatural"... Kinda messes your mind up! But in a good way.

And my favorite book of all time is.....................

1. IT-Steven King: Best book ever written! A psychopathic clown that feeds on little children, and the superglue like bond that children share when their entire existence is threatened.... Very long book, but well worth it!

Top 5's of 2008

Okay this is really really late but hey.... umm.... yea idk..... anyway here are the top 5 things that i loved/hated about this year!

Loved List:

 

5. Tha Carter III-Lil' Wayne: Great songs and great featured artists... Kanye, T-Pain... How much else could you ask for?! (Best 3 songs in no particular order: Lollipop (remix), 3 peat, Got Money)

4. StepBrothers: Oh My Jesus! Are you kidding me? This is the funniest movie I have seen in my life! The only way you can't love this movie is if you have no soul... (MOM!)

3. Hillary bows out: Hillary steps aside so Obama can be the true nominee of the Democratic Party....(Great choice for Sec. of State by the way)

2. Batman The Dark Knight: 4 Words: BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

And the #1 Thing.......................................................................................................

1. OBAMA ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!: How isn't this the #1 thing on anybody's list? Its the most historical election in the history of elections!

Hated List:

5. T-Wolves trade O.J. Mayo to Grizzlies: Yea! Look what that got you... a rookie who can't do a thing for a rookie who will (most likely) win rookie of the year! Good Job Guys!

4. High School Musical: Oh come on! Seriously? If you want to see a bunch of annoying High schoolers dance then come see my schools Cheerleaders!

3. Mirrors: Okay randomly having things pop up in a mirror that will kill you.... Thats not scary... Joan Rivers.... Now thats Scary! (Sorry Joan Your Cool But LAY OFF THE PLASTIC SURGERIES!)

2. New school Attendance Policy: okay this is a (LOT more) local but our new attendance policy sucks! if you have kids that have bad colds and can barely sit up without HACKING up a lung, have bad immune systems and can't help but get sick, or other things like that then why should these kids come to school and risk getting everyone else sick? COMMON SENSE! Ism't that the first thing were taught in health class is to use common sense?

and #1....................................................................................

1. Heath Ledger Dies: DANG! AHHH HE WAS SOOO AMAZING! AND HAD SOO MUCH MORE TO BRING TO THE WORLD! 

Well i hope you liked them..... leave me a comment on what i should have included....

Heath Ledger..... R.I.P..... And %#!$ You Downey Jr.

Congrats Heath... You won! You are (BY FAR!) the best actor I have ever seen.... Clint Eastwood?.... Doesn't hold a candle to how (maybe just me) I see you..... And what was Robert Downey Jr.'s problem? (uhhh... wha? i can believe i didnt get that award.... i play a black guy... thats racism.... ill just clap really really slow...)

Why should he get that award? i've not seen the movie, but ive seen clips and comparing Downey's performance to Heath's is like comparing cold soup to hot soup... Vanilla Ice to Eminem.... (Need i say more?) Since your an actor... put on a smily face and clap like everyone else did... and wait till you get home to complain!........

Rest In Peace Heath.... This World Has Lost a Great Man...

Wanna Be a Balla? 20 inch blades on your Impala?

CONTRADICTION ALERT! CONTRADICTION ALERT! 

Okay i know in an earlier post i said i was a Metalhead but i lied! Sorry! no I'm not really but by now in your life you should be used to people lying.... 

So you wanna be a balla but you have no idea what songs you should listen to that fit the "stereotype"? Well with: 

Marley Cardona Presents: How to be a Balla (A.K.A. Gangsta)! 

You can never go wrong! Just get on your computer and go 

(Legally...or not whatever suits you best) 

and get these songs to put on your ipod!

1. Wanna Be a Balla: Lil Troy (Could you really be a balla without this song? Honestly! Look at the title!)

2. Big Things Poppin': T.I. (Once you hear the song, the title speaks for itself)

3. One Shot 2 Shot: Eminem (Great song about clubs being shot up)

4. Horny Lil' Devil: Ice Cube (A song about white men and their fascination with black women.... What else could you possibly ask for?)

5. I Got My Locs On: Ice Cube (If your not sure what Locs are by the end... you dont even deserve to have a life!)

6. Got Money: Lil' Wayne (Once again... Title speaks for itself)

7. Lollipop (Remix): Lil' Wayne Ft. Kanye West (MUCH better then the original song!)

8. Karaoke: T-Pain (Wonderful insight into the world of how many famous "wanna-be's" take another thing a rapper did (or in this case a r&b artist) and get rich off of it)

9. Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body): Three 6 Mafia (Great beat and the lyrics don't get better than this... Can you tell what famous movie they took the background noise from?)

10. Shake: Ying Yang Twins (One of the more nastier songs, but hey who doesn't like to get freaky once in a while?)

SCHOOL?!?!?!??!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AHHHH I DONT WANT TO GO BACK!!! I need to stay and chill! Hahah i would sooooo go back if i didnt have to deal with Gale Nelson!!!! (ICKKK!!)