TWEET! (What the?) TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! (Annoyed Sigh...) TWEEET! (Shot Gun Loads...) TWEE-(Shot Gun BLAST!)... Silence... Relieved Sigh..

OH MY GAWD! ITS TWITTER!!!!! Who cares?! It's quite hysterical to me how rapidly things change.. The newest phone..  Newest car... Newest Internet Sensation.. Im sorry, but do you really want people to know what your doing, every time you decide to do something? OMG! I'm Listening to music!.... Now I'm Driving my- (CRASH!) (GLASS SHATTERS!).. This whole idea is stupid... What ever happened to wanting privacy? Are people so dependent on wanting attention and wanting people to know every move they make? Come on... Stick to Facebook... 

This Is Madness!...

Im so sick... Of people who are Hypocrites... Okay, sure we are all a little hypocritical.. But those of us, who are Hypocrites constantly, piss me the H3!! off... Like take for example someone i used to be friends with... I wont say her name, or give her a fake name... But she was so 2-faced... She would say: OMG! I hate all this drama that girls create.. They talk about each other behind their backs, blah, blah, blah... Sounds like something a respected, respectful, (maybe even adult) thing to say? NO!!!!! Not even Five minutes after saying that very comment... Oh my GAWD! Look its: (BLEEP).. Look at her! Does she know what a thigh master is?... I couldn't believe what i was hearing... I understand that people do that from time to time... We all know, no one is Perfect.. But that was one of many examples of things she has said... I will admit, I probably should control my mouth some of the time.. But i dont go around preaching to people about things that i hate, that other people do... Nope... I'm straight forward... And I'm not afraid to admit that... I have many flaws.. But i'm not a Hypocrite... and that counts for alot...

Wow.. No School for a week? What to do?!

Phew! A week of nothingness... Feels good.. Unfortunately, in this little "bodunk" town... THERES NOTHIN TO DO! There's only so much one can do, when one doesnt have, a: Car, Money, a car, Money... Oh did I mention a car and money? I am soooooooo bored... You know what they say... No not really... I don't really know what they say....  I dont even know who: "They" is... Ugh.. If I Could have any fantasy come true, Albert Lea would have things to do... Like a NICE mall with interesting stores in it.... Like Rochester! W/O the a-hole people...

"Were spending ourselves into oblivion." Haha right... And I'm an illegal immigrant... Oh.. Wait... That was a joke...

I know this is a tough pill for Republicans to swallow, but its about time they decided to swallow something for the sake of their party. Do I want Republicans to continue to have any part in the decision making for the country? Hell no! As far as I'm concerned, they can just go hide under a rock and keep their unhelpful, "racist, sexist, homophobic" and "God-driven" ideologies to themselves. But that wouldn't be a democracy would it? So I suppose since we live in a democratic country, its only fair that they get their chance to talk. However, they could choose to bring some more helpful and intelligent ideas to the table, instead of the same old "solutions" they blabber about. Look its quite simple, we tried your ideas, they didn't work. If it hasn't been apparent, your policies were what got the U.S. into this mess in the first place. The last eight years has been like a giant kick in the balls, except instead of it just being one kick, there kept on being more and more of these kicks! (Women think of it like its giving birth to a 13lb baby every month for 8 years.) So Next time you hear some Republican congressman from southern Alabama blabber on about how Obama's destroying this country.. Remember what I've told you... And change the channel.. Cause who knows... Maybe Spongebob's on!

Sorry Mr. Worth!

Sorry Mr. Worth and everyone who reads my blog. I've been "grounded" from the computer for quite some time now so I'd appreciate you not getting mad about my not blogging.

Leave Britney Alone!

You know what really grinds my gears? The paparazzi! Following celebs around when they go anywhere is just plain disgusting... (OMG! Look! Owen Wilson! And he just came out from Starbucks! Hes just like a regular person! Now everyone needs to see this!)

Its like these people have no life and they just follow around these celebrities like a hungry dog... 

Well... GET A REAL JOB! ITS RIDICULOUS!!

And these smut magazines: "Obama only has 3 months to live, Doctor says." or this one which always makes me laugh ruefully: "(Insert politician/celebrity here) actually an alien!"

Ree-hee-tarded! (Sorry Mr. Worth i know you hate that word!)

People get a real job... or if you insist on printing false stories... write non-fiction books...

Where'd this post go?

This post has been removed by the request of the author and creator of this poem... Sorry for the inconvenience...

Villainous 2some!

I wish, oh how I wish I was in a movie! I want to be a villain sooooooo bad! My ideal type of Villain, (HANDS-DOWN) is one that you just cant help but feel sorry for... 

Like (For me any way) Henry from (The book, Not the Movie) IT, 

I mean, He had a horrible childhood, abusive father, not the brightest crayon in the box. but even though, hes a racist, homophobic, psychopath, you still can't help but pity him just a little bit.... 

Everyone needs just a little love! 

But to get to my point.... Me and Mel (Who is probably the most amazing girl I've ever met) are going to team up and create our own villainous team... Were Called.... 

GEMINI!! 

AND........

WE......

ARE..........

UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!! 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA

Inauguration Day

The End of an Error is over and the Beginning of an Era has begun! Yesterday was President (Wow it feels good to get rid of the -Elect!) Obama's first (Full) day as President! And may i say.... They certainly have been eventful! First because people are amazingly paranoid, and for good measure, President Obama took the oath of office.... Twice! Once at the Inauguration... and one Today! 

Chief-Justice Roberts muffed the words for the Oath of Office and people were freaking out about it! sayin Oh blah de bla bla he really isnt president cause the Justice didnt say it right! 

OH GROW UP! 

Thats like a toddler complaining to his mom because his sister's cupcake has more frosting on it! Not a big deal! its no like the Chief-Justice said: I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear, that i will completely ignore the rules set in the constitution for me, so help me God... Now if that happened... Then I'd be freakin out a lil bit... 

But what he actually said was:I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear, to execute the office of the President of the united states faithfully... Faithfully is supposed to go in between To-and-Execute.... but i'm not paranoid about a lot of things and it means the same thing..... TAKE A CHILL PILL EH!?!

Rainy day? Read one of these!

Okay to some of the people that read my blog... I do read! Books are amazing! So i decided that I would write a List of my favorite Books/Writers.... Call it Marley's List, Schiendlers List parody.... Thats not appropriate....

5.Angels & Demons- Dan Brown: Amazingly well written mystery/adventure story. Precursor to The Da Vinvi Code

4. The Da Vinci Code-Dan Brown: Not quite a continuation of Angels & Demons but it essentialy deals with the same thing as Angels & Demons.

3. Any of the Harry Potter books-J.K. Rowling: I LOVE any books (usually) that involve: Magic, Teen Angst, (cough) any thing that will annoy the Christian Church (lol)

2. The Shining-Steven King: What else could you ask for? Odd occurences involving "ghosts", and the "supernatural"... Kinda messes your mind up! But in a good way.

And my favorite book of all time is.....................

1. IT-Steven King: Best book ever written! A psychopathic clown that feeds on little children, and the superglue like bond that children share when their entire existence is threatened.... Very long book, but well worth it!

Top 5's of 2008

Okay this is really really late but hey.... umm.... yea idk..... anyway here are the top 5 things that i loved/hated about this year!

Loved List:

 

5. Tha Carter III-Lil' Wayne: Great songs and great featured artists... Kanye, T-Pain... How much else could you ask for?! (Best 3 songs in no particular order: Lollipop (remix), 3 peat, Got Money)

4. StepBrothers: Oh My Jesus! Are you kidding me? This is the funniest movie I have seen in my life! The only way you can't love this movie is if you have no soul... (MOM!)

3. Hillary bows out: Hillary steps aside so Obama can be the true nominee of the Democratic Party....(Great choice for Sec. of State by the way)

2. Batman The Dark Knight: 4 Words: BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

And the #1 Thing.......................................................................................................

1. OBAMA ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!: How isn't this the #1 thing on anybody's list? Its the most historical election in the history of elections!

Hated List:

5. T-Wolves trade O.J. Mayo to Grizzlies: Yea! Look what that got you... a rookie who can't do a thing for a rookie who will (most likely) win rookie of the year! Good Job Guys!

4. High School Musical: Oh come on! Seriously? If you want to see a bunch of annoying High schoolers dance then come see my schools Cheerleaders!

3. Mirrors: Okay randomly having things pop up in a mirror that will kill you.... Thats not scary... Joan Rivers.... Now thats Scary! (Sorry Joan Your Cool But LAY OFF THE PLASTIC SURGERIES!)

2. New school Attendance Policy: okay this is a (LOT more) local but our new attendance policy sucks! if you have kids that have bad colds and can barely sit up without HACKING up a lung, have bad immune systems and can't help but get sick, or other things like that then why should these kids come to school and risk getting everyone else sick? COMMON SENSE! Ism't that the first thing were taught in health class is to use common sense?

and #1....................................................................................

1. Heath Ledger Dies: DANG! AHHH HE WAS SOOO AMAZING! AND HAD SOO MUCH MORE TO BRING TO THE WORLD! 

Well i hope you liked them..... leave me a comment on what i should have included....

Heath Ledger..... R.I.P..... And %#!$ You Downey Jr.

Congrats Heath... You won! You are (BY FAR!) the best actor I have ever seen.... Clint Eastwood?.... Doesn't hold a candle to how (maybe just me) I see you..... And what was Robert Downey Jr.'s problem? (uhhh... wha? i can believe i didnt get that award.... i play a black guy... thats racism.... ill just clap really really slow...)

Why should he get that award? i've not seen the movie, but ive seen clips and comparing Downey's performance to Heath's is like comparing cold soup to hot soup... Vanilla Ice to Eminem.... (Need i say more?) Since your an actor... put on a smily face and clap like everyone else did... and wait till you get home to complain!........

Rest In Peace Heath.... This World Has Lost a Great Man...

Wanna Be a Balla? 20 inch blades on your Impala?

CONTRADICTION ALERT! CONTRADICTION ALERT! 

Okay i know in an earlier post i said i was a Metalhead but i lied! Sorry! no I'm not really but by now in your life you should be used to people lying.... 

So you wanna be a balla but you have no idea what songs you should listen to that fit the "stereotype"? Well with: 

Marley Cardona Presents: How to be a Balla (A.K.A. Gangsta)! 

You can never go wrong! Just get on your computer and go 

(Legally...or not whatever suits you best) 

and get these songs to put on your ipod!

1. Wanna Be a Balla: Lil Troy (Could you really be a balla without this song? Honestly! Look at the title!)

2. Big Things Poppin': T.I. (Once you hear the song, the title speaks for itself)

3. One Shot 2 Shot: Eminem (Great song about clubs being shot up)

4. Horny Lil' Devil: Ice Cube (A song about white men and their fascination with black women.... What else could you possibly ask for?)

5. I Got My Locs On: Ice Cube (If your not sure what Locs are by the end... you dont even deserve to have a life!)

6. Got Money: Lil' Wayne (Once again... Title speaks for itself)

7. Lollipop (Remix): Lil' Wayne Ft. Kanye West (MUCH better then the original song!)

8. Karaoke: T-Pain (Wonderful insight into the world of how many famous "wanna-be's" take another thing a rapper did (or in this case a r&b artist) and get rich off of it)

9. Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body): Three 6 Mafia (Great beat and the lyrics don't get better than this... Can you tell what famous movie they took the background noise from?)

10. Shake: Ying Yang Twins (One of the more nastier songs, but hey who doesn't like to get freaky once in a while?)

SCHOOL?!?!?!??!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AHHHH I DONT WANT TO GO BACK!!! I need to stay and chill! Hahah i would sooooo go back if i didnt have to deal with Gale Nelson!!!! (ICKKK!!)