Leave Britney Alone!

You know what really grinds my gears? The paparazzi! Following celebs around when they go anywhere is just plain disgusting... (OMG! Look! Owen Wilson! And he just came out from Starbucks! Hes just like a regular person! Now everyone needs to see this!)

Its like these people have no life and they just follow around these celebrities like a hungry dog... 

Well... GET A REAL JOB! ITS RIDICULOUS!!

And these smut magazines: "Obama only has 3 months to live, Doctor says." or this one which always makes me laugh ruefully: "(Insert politician/celebrity here) actually an alien!"

Ree-hee-tarded! (Sorry Mr. Worth i know you hate that word!)

People get a real job... or if you insist on printing false stories... write non-fiction books...