PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!

GHOSTS ARE REAL! I S#!+ You Not! Here Is some convincing evidence!

Now some of these may be fake! Im not saying all are entirely real... but most of them are....

The Last Part to that was a fake... obviously!

So Ladies and Gentlemen, decide for yourself!

Laughter REALLY is the best medicine!

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Man i love laughing... Dont you? It's like drugs only nothing bad ever happens when you laugh... Except if a cop asks you a question and you snork-chuckle.... Thats bad.... Any way i love laughing and its the most important thing you could ever do with your life is make a child laugh... And when they do... You will feel like the weight of what ever your carrying is lifted off of you..... Thank you for reading my free public service announcement.... Enjoy your day!

Why do i hate Geometry? Cause there's more important things to learn

ITS SO SIMPLE! WHEN IN THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS AM I EVER GOING TO USE GEOMETRY IN MY LIFE, UNLESS I GET ABDUCTED BY A CRAZY PSYCHOPATH WHO WILL KILL ME UNLESS I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE GEOMETRY ? IN FRONT OF ME; IF I BECOME A MATH TEACHER (HA!) OR I BECOME A SCIENTIST! I can think of no other reason that i need to know what the midpoint of an isosceles triangle is when 2 of is points are on the coordinates of (-2,4) and (2,7)!

Please for the love of ME and my sanity teach me something useful! Like how the reproductive system works! Thats important to know! Or how to properly protect yourself from STD's. Obviously some teens are going to have sex. (fact of freakin life) so why would you just teach abstinence only classes, instead of tellin kids how to not get Herpes, AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and other STD's! It makes perfect sense to you and me, but conservative Christians, evangelicals (a.k.a up-tight, ignorant SOBS) and the Republican's in congress and the governorship, on their moral high horse, wont allow any REAL sex-ed in any schools cause its: Not what "God" would want children to know. Yea cause you are really tryin to justify yourself right now after you supported, voted for and still support the war in Iraq. Cause remember the guy who was appointed president (GWB?) he said "God" wanted him to be president. Look how that turned out. Enough said. 

OMG!!! HUGE NEWS!!! (Not really news but whatever)

Im seriously marveling at how amazing and genius i am right now! Okay so get this: Every year the ALHS puts on a "talent show" of some sort called Tigers Roar and i have an amazing idea..... Ready?.... Brace yourself.... No seriously do it..... IM GOING TO BE IN IT AND DO HILARIOUS THINGS AND DANCE AND SING AND ITS GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE PEE THEIR PANTS WITH PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA YAY! Man its going to be sooooooooooo fun! (Thank you melanie for giving me the idea! Im just going to take credit anyway!) And then next year, Mel, Me and a whole bunch of other kids are going to make movies for Tiger Vision and we will have the super cool amazingly awesome SUPER TECHNO ELEVATOR  and we will all dance to techno.... Seriously i just got chills!